Listen.
Keep your nose,
The fuck out of where it doesn’t belong,
I don’t get along with my father much,
Except for this: we don’t hang out
With your family-
We endure you.
You’re fucking annoying,
Stupid and boring,
Honestly… I wouldn’t be surprised
If your kid disowned you.
Asshole, you need your head smashed open,
Or your goddamn ribs broken,
At least your car stolen.
And your wife, she’s worse than you…
No wonder it worked so well for you two.
Now you won’t have to listen
To your real name:
Motherfucker.
So, listen to this.
If I sound mean to you,
It’s because I am.
Do you understand…
Or will I need to jam
This damn can of sliced ham
Down your throat until your jaw snaps?
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